The aliens would say, ‘We’re taking you to Jupiter and Mars.’
The staff would ask, ‘No, you can’t make us go there! Why are you taking us there?’
The aliens would say, ‘Because you had your cell phones on and you were playing music on it.’
– Kelly, “Aliens in the Group Home”
from Aliens in the Group Home
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